May 2013
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via an-teip)
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
rdjmpreg666:
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
seifukucat:
i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
“Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less...”
– The Breakfast Club (1985)
